The Jolliest Bunch of Assholes DIY Paint Workshop (November 23rd 12pm @Springville Sports Barn)

🎄 The Jolliest Bunch of Assholes

The Naughty List Edition | DIY Paint Workshop
📍 Springville Sports Barn — Sunday, November 23rd | 12PM

It’s that magical time of year again — when the tree’s crooked, the kids are feral, and the only thing holding us together is caffeine and sarcasm.

Join the Jolliest Bunch of Assholes (aka us) for an unapologetically festive afternoon of paint, drinks, and questionable behavior. You’ll create one of 14 snarky holiday designs — each with just the right balance of naughty, nice, and “I’m fine, everything’s fine” energy.

🎨 About the project:

• Each sign is a generous 18” round — a statement piece perfect for displaying or gifting.

• Crafted from wood and laser-cut on our commercial laser, each design is precision cut for crisp detail and depth, giving you a beautiful 3D finished sign.

• A wide variety of paints and stains will be available, allowing you to completely customize your project — go bold, rustic, traditional, or full-on chaotic Christmas.

• Perfect for every crafter, from experienced DIYers to brand-new makers (and even those just here for the drinks).

🍷 Each registration includes:

• All materials & step-by-step instruction

• 1 drink token — because hydration is important

• A guaranteed good time with the Jolliest Bunch around

🎟 Registration closes November 19th or when capacity is reached.
Seats will go faster than Target’s matching pajama sets — don’t wait!

🪵 No judgment. Just paint, pour, and profanity-adjacent holiday cheer.